One Day He Turned Blue...

[complains_about_lemons]

[Video Post]

[He's grinning widely when the feed turns on, looking around.]

Hah! Christmas came early this year! Have you looked at this place?! I've done space stuff and this makes it look like Baby Town Frolics! Hah!

Last one to find the engine room is a rotten egg!

[Around the Ship]

[You might run into the blue-skinned man around the ship. And hoo boy does he look enthusiastic about it. Every new room, he enters it with a huge grin on his face, boggling at each new piece of amazing technology he finds.]

[He is currently lifted up on his elbows in a side panel. He can't make heads nor tails out of it, and it's wonderful. He's almost giggling, making notes and wishing he'd brought a camera with him.]

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

[he hadn't just seen the earlier video, he'd heard about others running into him and figured he might eventually. as it is, he' face-first in some panel somewhere

curious despite himself, he leans in slightly]

Don't put the parking break on in there.

[complains_about_lemons]

I'm nowhere near the parking brake!

[Said irritably, from head first inside the machinery.]

[brokeassgoing]

[okay let's put a parking break there--]

There's an actual fucking parking break in there?!

[complains_about_lemons]

Well I don't know, Mr. Ginger Swearsies. I just got here.

[He starts rummaging around again.]

If anything, I'm going to trigger the fire suppression system, so there, smart guy.

[brokeassgoing]

Ging-- [he


won't go for the low hanging fruit.]

Why are you suppressing fires? Are you trynna get into shit with smokers?

[complains_about_lemons]

No, it's a big place, it's got to have fire suppression on all decks. It's like a submarine, this is A-level stuff, everybody...

Look, I just know what I'm doing, ok?

[brokeassgoing]

Right, right, just like a submarine, easy peasy. Everyone's definitely been inside one in their life. [dry as his ass] That's what people who don't know what they're doing say, man.

[complains_about_lemons]

Exactly! Me, I build my own, of course.

[Said with the most matter of fact tone.]

[brokeassgoing]

Of course....just don't explode us, dude, seriously. [though that's curious] What kinda work you do, if it's like this? Engineer?

[complains_about_lemons]

I'm not going to explode us. Probably. And I'll have you know I am a super villain! Doctor Drakken? You may have heard of my nefarious work?

[brokeassgoing]

Was that a probably? [jeez...] I haven't heard of you, no, but we've got supervillains out the wazoo so it's possible you just didn't make it out.